Funky Cat Studio

So the other day I rediscovered SecondLife and I’m addicted.

Okay, so here’s what happened (this is not the dream part, just the set-up):

This morning I was on SecondLife and I was exploring every nook and cranny possible. I landed myself in a Lesbian place which was entertaining me because I’m obsessed with animations. You see, In SecondLife, you can “sit’ places and different places will animate your body different ways. So you can really shake it up on a dance floor… or apparently in bed.

So I was wandering around this big room with all these naughty animation places. I wasn’t using them, just being very amused by the titles like… “Lick” and “spank” and well you know. Naughty stuff.

There was a set by a bed called Girl 1 and Girl 2. The idea here is 2 people take up those places and they animated together. I thought it would be fairly innocent. So I “sat” there and I dunno… the animation was just standing there or something. This female character walks up next to me and PMs me asking if she could play with me. Me, the innocent type said “sure, why not! lol”. Because in my mind I was thinking what does this animation set do?

So she “joined” me and I got this pop up window with a list of options, I guess. like… “lesbian” and… I don’t know, other things. So I picked “lesbian” and we ended up on the floor with me tonguing her. O.o I was like WTF. So she starts PMing me - cyber! end ended up as accidental lesbian cyber sex. Ohhhkay. So that pop up window kept popping up wanting me to push buttons. There was no cancel or anything.

Meanwhile this chick is digging it and I’m thinking “ehh… whatever… what do these other animations do?”

So long story just a little bit shorter, we ended up in another place fingering each other. That didn’t last long, so I told her pretty much that I wasn’t interested in continuing and it wasn’t really my thing and we had a short conversation after that about nothing in particular… just saying that it wasn’t my thing. I apologized and felt bad because we both obviously had different things in mind :-p

SO…. I ended up elsewhere after that, in Yarntopia where I got to hang out with knitters and I was given a really coll knitting prop/animation so that’s keeping my animation-curiosity at bay.

Awhile later I went to bed and had this dream:

You know the ol assumption that everyone on the internet is really a 13 year old boy? Well somehow I ended up on webcam with this 13 year old boy who was that girl I was cybering on SecondLife. Apparently he had set up his own sting operation like they do on the “To Catch a Predator” show. But I think what happened was I was talking to him and didn’t know what was really going on, and the camera moved a bit to the side and I caught a glimpse of all these cops doing like their listening-in stake-out thing and heard something about them tracking me and they almost had me. So without a word I turned my computer off. I didn’t want them finding me ’cause I was completely innocent. I wasn’t participating in the cybering afterall and figured the cops wouldn’t believe me. One thing I remember was seeing a sign saying “for 18+ only” in this Lesbian place, so I figured that -might- me something for my side of the story.

So then somehow I find out that they had tracked me all the way down to somewhere in California. This was good news to me of course because they didn’t get very far.

So sometime later or whatever, I think I was with Whitepaws and I was gonig into a store and happened across this dude and chick leaving the store. The chick turned out to be that 13 year old boy… he was dressing up as a chick? Weird stuff happened. I somehow ended up with a paper (at some point in the dream, I don’t remember when) that was filled with a bunch stuff I had downloaded off the internet (in real life) such as erotic stories, one of which was lesbian (or maybe more). Okay so I like erotic stories, leave me alone people :-p

SO… this was supposed to be a piece of evidence against me or something.

I ended up getting in a fight with the boychick and yelling at him trying to get through to him that I wasn’t a pedophile and I wasn’t cybering anyone, etc. I remember digging my nails into his arms and/or face, trying to get my fucking point through to him.

There was a lot more to this dream, I just don’t remember what… I had lots of distractions after I woke up.

This was a disturbing dream in that I thought it was real. I kept waking up but then falling back asleep and picking up where I left off.

So yeah. Whew… what a dream. It was ALMOST enough to make me not go into SecondLife again, but not quite :-p